Does anyone have any funny Back-To-School Stories?

when i was in 8th grade,(last year of middle school) they were crazy about short shorts. They're wasn't even a point in wearing shorts since you would get caught. they also were crazy about flip-flops. So anyways, they called down every girl from 7th and 8th grade, and yelled at us for the first 20 minutes of school because we wore shorts and flip flops,they gave us a warning and made everyone write their names down. ha it was stupid.